They Called Me Mad – J Pal Free Audiobook

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J Pal
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Gary Furlong
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Written by J Pal
Read by Gary Furlong
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 128 Kbps
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I was in my garage when the space elves addressed the whole world.

They didn’t call themselves space elves, of course. Most humans struggled to pronounce Khjurhnalva, so we opted for the easier version. They had a message for us: Forces that had eradicated their species’ males were now heading for Earth.

Hungry for our resources, the alien hordes annihilate everything that stands in their way. The space elves offered us access to the System and asked for very little in return. After all, cooperation was vital to the survival of both our species.

I, Mathew Alexander Dunphy, know all of the above is bullshit. I saw the truth with my own eyes and heard it from their beautiful, delicate, deceitful mouths. No one believes me, though. They call me mad.

What reason could the space elves have to lie?

Planet-wide-survival reality show?

Ridiculous.

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